Best Co-Worker Ever?

Renowned master of email aggravation David Thorne recently tormented a seemingly random coworker by digitally grafting Justin Bieber’s obnoxious grin onto every single image in his stock photo library.

more of this, please

Good cheap eats in NYC

a great list of delicious & affordable NYC restaurants from one of my favorite people in the world (who just so happens to be an unpretentious foodie)

lifelaughslove:

My friends and I constantly find ourselves searching every weekend for cheap restaurants. And I’m referring to the ones that don’t make you feel like you are a pack of girls waiting to see n’sync circa 1999 just because it was listed in New York Magazines cheap eats of xxxx. Don’t get me wrong, I…

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emails from my crazy uncle

I woke up to another rant from my crazy uncle. Here’s the gist: 

"We have a Muslim for president in the White House, and he has no knowledge of American history. Soon, Allah willing & with Obama’s military aid, the Ottoman Empire will rise again as a fundamental Muslim nation!   Infidels, HAVE A CARE!"

My blood started to boil, furious that I share DNA with someone who is, aside from being a fire-breathing bigot, incapable of constructing a proper sentence. Thankfully, I consulted the very handy rational discussion flowchart and formulated an appropriate response:

Uncle John - Here is a picture of a unicorn! Have a nice day!



It is always an education to watch our American writhings from overseas. It is particularly excrutiating watching the Republican Party presidential candidates who, on a daily basis, pronounce some ignorant racist or irreligious twaddle…which—amazingly enough—manages to be heard around the world.

Chris Lilley returns..

…and will be playing an asian mom. Need I say more?

the most horrifyingly hilarious blog ever.
mybadparents:

I don’t think this picture even needs a caption.
The first “WTF” parenting pic.

the most horrifyingly hilarious blog ever.

mybadparents:

I don’t think this picture even needs a caption.

The first “WTF” parenting pic.

Honey Badger, meet your match.

Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author

motherjones:

From award-winning journalist (and our tweep) Naheed Mustafa:

“If we have to fight wars, why can’t we fight them like this?”

Word.

COWABUNGA!

you’ve inspired me to dig this out of storage. they sell them on ebay for $8. DEAL OF THE CENTURY!

flavorpill:

thrillist:

What up Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Cufflinks

I have really mixed feelings about tomorrow. On one hand, I’m excited for all the fun fun fun. On the other, anxious about the inevitable decision I’ll have to make regarding car seats…

Don’t fret guys! No matter how advanced the science gets, nothing can replace a good penis. And this comes from a girl who loves (and I mean LOVES) her vibrator. 
braiker:

nightline:

FROM THE MIND OF BRAIKER (my it’s warm in here):
Breakthrough: Researchers Grow Sperm In Lab
 
Japanese Researchers Have Grown Functioning Mouse Sperm in a Culture Dish
We’re journalists, not futurists, and the implications of this are unclear. But it would not seem to bode well for men, if Darwin is still a player in the war between the sexes. 
Surely not?

Hahaha. Hey. I wrote this article. You should read it. Many thanks to my good friends and colleagues at Nightline for the link love. 
My favorite quote: “We did make sperm, but could not succeed in getting the sperm to make pups. [The Japanese team] has better sperm.”

Don’t fret guys! No matter how advanced the science gets, nothing can replace a good penis. And this comes from a girl who loves (and I mean LOVES) her vibrator. 

braiker:

nightline:

FROM THE MIND OF BRAIKER (my it’s warm in here):

Breakthrough: Researchers Grow Sperm In Lab

Japanese Researchers Have Grown Functioning Mouse Sperm in a Culture Dish

We’re journalists, not futurists, and the implications of this are unclear. But it would not seem to bode well for men, if Darwin is still a player in the war between the sexes.

Surely not?

Hahaha. Hey. I wrote this article. You should read it. Many thanks to my good friends and colleagues at Nightline for the link love. 

My favorite quote: “We did make sperm, but could not succeed in getting the sperm to make pups. [The Japanese team] has better sperm.”

Before you go out for a nice steak... make sure you do your research.... also if you're expecting to go out to a gay bar....

*note to self: refer to this chart next time you feel compelled to respond to crazy uncle’s email about how Islam is a death cult and Jesus wants us to re-start the crusades. 
daftwonk:

yes .. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

*note to self: refer to this chart next time you feel compelled to respond to crazy uncle’s email about how Islam is a death cult and Jesus wants us to re-start the crusades. 

daftwonk:

yes .. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

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