emails from my crazy uncle
I woke up to another rant from my crazy uncle. Here’s the gist:
“We have a Muslim for president in the White House, and he has no knowledge of American history. Soon, Allah willing & with Obama’s military aid, the Ottoman Empire will rise again as a fundamental Muslim nation! Infidels, HAVE A CARE!”
My blood started to boil, furious that I share DNA with someone who is, aside from being a fire-breathing bigot, incapable of constructing a proper sentence. Thankfully, I consulted the very handy rational discussion flowchart and formulated an appropriate response:
Uncle John - Here is a picture of a unicorn! Have a nice day!
![Don’t fret guys! No matter how advanced the science gets, nothing can replace a good penis. And this comes from a girl who loves (and I mean LOVES) her vibrator.
braiker:
nightline:
FROM THE MIND OF BRAIKER (my it’s warm in here):
Breakthrough: Researchers Grow Sperm In Lab
Japanese Researchers Have Grown Functioning Mouse Sperm in a Culture Dish
We’re journalists, not futurists, and the implications of this are unclear. But it would not seem to bode well for men, if Darwin is still a player in the war between the sexes.
Surely not?
Hahaha. Hey. I wrote this article. You should read it. Many thanks to my good friends and colleagues at Nightline for the link love.
My favorite quote: “We did make sperm, but could not succeed in getting the sperm to make pups. [The Japanese team] has better sperm.”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_likyoz7SPf1qdpvj1o1_250.jpg)
