I woke up to another rant from my crazy uncle. Here’s the gist:
"We have a Muslim for president in the White House, and he has no knowledge of American history. Soon, Allah willing & with Obama’s military aid, the Ottoman Empire will rise again as a fundamental Muslim nation! Infidels, HAVE A CARE!"
My blood started to boil, furious that I share DNA with someone who is, aside from being a fire-breathing bigot, incapable of constructing a proper sentence. Thankfully, I consulted the very handy rational discussion flowchart and formulated an appropriate response:
Uncle John - Here is a picture of a unicorn! Have a nice day!